Goodnight, sweet prince.
i know that i’m beautiful because my mother would not have kept an ugly child she has standards
My friend took Viagra thinking it was vyvanse to help him study, I guess you can say he’s studying hard.
pSA DONT FUCK WITH OUIJA BOARDS
DONT PLAY ONE MAN HIDE AND SEEK
DONT PLAY SHADOW MAN
DONT FUCK WITH ANYTHING THAT INVITES SPIRITS INTO YOUR HOME
lol sike catch me playing 2k14 with George Washington and Cleopatra while u afraid to touch some wood
Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.
there’s no part of this i don’t love
no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful
Animals that are __________ awesome.
911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?
me: help!! i lost my virginity!!
911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..
me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !
911: ohhh! xD
Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever